Things I learned this week that I should’ve already known after my twenty-something years of life:
Do not go running with someone that plays soccer, on a team. Or better yet, anyone that plays soccer regularly.
They can run, I…well, jog. Or you might even call it walking-incredibly-fast-where-you-kinda-have-to-jog, so you don’t trip.
Lastly, do not go running with someone who averages like 25 MPH (when you
run jog 5.1 m.p.h.)…
Thinking back on it -
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